Sexy Paris Hilton.
I don't know what's going on in this foreign advert, but the
two baps can only mean one thing.
Attractive Technology
900 K
Sex sells in this advert, as a woman starts
to undress and asks a man to take off his clothes.
Paris Hilton Car Wash 1.2 Mb
Paris Hilton gets wet and
soapy washing a car in this burger advert.
Your Wife Called 1.2 Mb
Woman starts to strip in a video message to
her husband.
Fight For Beer 1.7 Mb
Brilliantly filmed fight between household appliances
in this beer ad.
Banned Commercials:
Pigeon
900 K
The last moments in the life of this pretty
pigeon as the car whacks it one.
Peter Kay and the Facts of Life
400 K
Comedian Peter Kay effortlessly amuses us with
his vegetable based description of the facts of life, as told
to his children.
Curiosity Killed the Cat
1.2 Mb
Viewer discretion advised. Same Ford car, different victim.
There's some debate over whether this was made by the same
publicity engine as the pigeon ad, but it looks far from
an amateur, mickey-take effort, so who knows?
Harry Enfield and Churchill
600 K
The censors thought this too disrespectful to
Winston Churchill.
* User Kitty sends in this additional information:
You write:
>>Sexy Paris Hilton. I don't know what's going on in this
foreign
>>advert, but the two baps can only mean one thing.
The problem is, with the video on your site and the one currently
running on television, you have only pieces of a larger picture.
The punchline is simple, but a bit complex if you don't speak
German, so I'll explain the whole commercial when all the pieces
are together.
Paris Hilton is on her bed. It is morning and she is flipping
through a magazine eating an apple. She feels a bit hungry for
breakfast. She goes to her computer and, using Go Yellow, searches
for breakfast items (which in this case means bread & jam)
to be delivered to her home which is in (depending on which version
of the commercial you are viewing) Augsburg or Munich. She types
in the appropriate info into the "search" boxes. An
Asian man arrives at the door with a bag of bread, looks at Miss
Hilton in her yellow panties and says "Broetchen!" Being
Asian, he has the speech pattern where the letter "R"
sounds like "L." In German
Broetchen = bread roll
Bloedchen = really stupid little girl
So he's delivering her bread and instead of saying "Here's
your bread." he implies, "You're a fucking airhead."
To which she replies, "Thank you."
