Remote Controlled Electronic Fart Machine

£12.95 + £2 P&P (We take £ Pounds $ Dollars and € Euros)
Soon to be outlawed by the European Union this Duvet Lifter may well knock your victim of their seat.
Rare and previously undiscovered, recording made by the Beatles, attributed to Ringo.
Digitally remastered, Edisons now legendary recording from Queen Victoria's Throne Room.
Sampled from the critically acclaimed Kylie Minogue concept album 'Brown Trousers'.
This fart is officially classified (by the UK Government) as a "Botty Burp". Loud and of short duration. This little beauty will keep your victim guessing.

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